Friday, September 16, 2005

i'm a chef

well, i got home from the soccer game (we played like crap and we still won - that makes me mad) and my dad asked me if i wanted to do any cooking. i was bored and mad and other things, so i said yeah. hey - it's kinda relaxing and i needed to cool off. so he had me make beef goulosh. i think that's how it's spelled. but for those of you who don't know what it is, it's like a brown gravy with chunks of beef in it. its really good. and i did a good job making it. all by myself, too. both my parents said it was really good. hah. i guess i have a hidden talent. there was only one thing that i messed up on - i sliced my finger really bad. really bad. in about a minute, i would guess i lost about a shotglass full of blood. i got my thumb. it was right across the top, about 1cm deep. it's a big flap of skin a little bigger than my pinky fingernail. it didn't hurt too bad, but after i superglued it (with my dads help, despite his laughter and sarcastic remarks) it kinda started to hurt. since my dad is never one to underdo things, he also got me a bandage to put over it. like, one that people put over their knee. and the whole time, he was telling me about how he and one of his buddies at work had just done the same thing at work a couple of days ago. i hope i get a scar. that would be cool. and at least i don't have to practice the piano for a while.

don't worry. the goulosh doesn't taste like blood at all. i got most of the blood out of it....i think....there might be a few chunks of flesh in there though. oh well. nobody will know. they'll think it's just a chewy noodle. hehehehehehe.

86 Comments:

Anonymous brad pitt said...

what is it with you and your family and slicing their hands open? goodness!!!

Friday, September 16, 2005 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Alexzander said...

Funny Joe, Hey we didn't play like total crap. I mean come on, I scored!?

Friday, September 16, 2005 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Hannah & Lillian said...

Joe-"hey you guys should come to the game tomorrow, it starts at 4:30."

Jared- "Theres a game tomorrow if you guys want to come, or you could just come after the game or something"

Lilly & Hannah-"We'll have to see...yeah ok"

Jared-(@6:00 when the game should just be ending. Inside school) "What are you doing here???"

Sorry we missed you Joe.~

Friday, September 16, 2005 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Hannah & Lillian said...

P.S- hope your hand heals fast and doesn't hurt to bad~

Saturday, September 17, 2005 12:02:00 AM  
Blogger julio said...

only cause you two rejected the idea as soon as it left my mouth. :)

Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:00:00 AM  
Anonymous lillian said...

right......how's that again?

Saturday, September 17, 2005 1:18:00 AM  
Anonymous turza said...

Yummy, flesh...

Saturday, September 17, 2005 8:41:00 AM  
Blogger yoshi said...

shut up, you.


H & L - maybe we can work something out for another time. i left right after the game.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:12:00 AM  
Anonymous lillian said...

did you check your e-mail?

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:21:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

why would you be running for cover in the farthest latino country you can get to? your comment doesn't make me mad, theres a perfect answer for that question~

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:24:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

oh. some people i know would probably try to throttle me for a statement like that.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:24:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

yeah, i checked it awhile ago, but i'll check it again. why?

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:25:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

well at least you aren't calling me those people unlike other people~

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:26:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

i was just wondering if you got the e-mails we sent last night, apprently you did

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:27:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

what? that didn't make any sense.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:27:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

yeah, i know

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

so what does it mean? should i just call you? i don't really want to do this all over agian. just not in the mood for it right now.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:31:00 PM  
Anonymous lililan said...

sure if you want, i'm not really either so w/e

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:32:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

it'll be a few minutes. i am changing some template stuff.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:35:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

k

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:36:00 PM  
Blogger frankcastle said...

whaa... i bet chris can empathize with you, jose- aksk him sometime.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:40:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

I didn't get in trouble:D I don't think they know, hehe~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 3:00:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

looks like you got lucky. how'd you get in?

Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:43:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

i went in to hang up the phone but then went back out and in the office door 'cuz my mom had come up the stairs. i still can't figure out why she thought i was in my room...~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 5:34:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

maybe cause your light was on?

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

sure that could be it~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

lilly, you are one SNEAKY girl--have i been rubbing off on you? haha

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

lol joe how true your comment is!hannah- um let me think...what have you ever done that was sneaky?! j/k! it wasn't that sneaky really it wasn't~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

do you really want me to answer that question?

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

aw joe did you just say you like one of the worlds greatest movies??? I need to watch again sometime soon~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

what question?~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:24:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

the one about sneaky things i have done.

yes, i like "a walk to remember". its funny, and it has shane west in it. he's a goth. did you know that?

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

that question was directed to hannah and her "rubbing off" on me comment, not you.
no i didn't know he was goth, he's to cute to be goth:(

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:28:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

yeah, mandy moore is pretty cute too. and i will not say anymore on that topic.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

hehe~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

i am very bored. very very bored. i hate being bored. once again, my mind is wandering to pranks that are tugging at my soul saying "please, it will be so much fun" and i have to say "yes, i know, but i musn't get in trouble or i won't get my motorcycle" now i am depressed.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

yeah, it probably is becoming oldschool, it's been around a while. ~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:34:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

but they are still cool. i like "my favorite darn disease"

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

I'm sorry Joe, don't get depressed...would a hug help?

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

yup they are still really good, i haven't heard that one in a while, i'll have to listen to it~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

yeah, but that doesn't seem possible at the moment....we aren't really in a huggable situation...

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

i just got done lookin online for some cars. i really like the honda delsols but i doubt i will get one. oh well. anything is better that nothing. i want my motorcycle!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

well heres a online hug *hug*, thats the best i can do:P

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

hey guys!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:40:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

hey! where did you go?

online hugs don't seem to work. maybe hannah needs to send me one for it to work.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

hehe, hannah wants to join our comment convo! Just a few more monthes Joe, then you'll get your motorcycle~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

a few more months is a very long tome to wait for such a wonderful thing. its like freedom with an engine and wheels.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

hey!! *hug, hug* i was like waiting for responses...then i realized that i had to reload the convo box! haha i'm a major dork

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous lilly said...

yeah but you can make it:)
I hate to leave ya, but I need to start thinking about sleep, talk to you later, have fun "commenting". ~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:49:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

thanxs for the hugs. its just not the same when you simply see the words. maybe i'll write a blog on the power of a hug.....

ok, i'm starting to loose it. must....stop....anylizing.......

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

you just need aim, this is hard! haha

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

true the words aren't the same as the action. your not losing it becuase you realize hugs have power...ok that sounds weird but i think you know what i mean~

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

yeah bout goint to bed, it seems like you are starting to need it.

i need im really bad. i will try to convince my parents tomorrow night. hopefully, they will say that blessed three letter word. no, not why. "YES!"

Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

convince them of what? yeah i have my first chem exam tomorrow...i should be studying, lol. but i've alreay taken chemistry once, so i'm kinda hoping it will be not that bad. but i always freak on tests....:(

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:00:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

freakin no good! ancient chinese man say you freak, you fail!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

haha i believe it!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:02:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

study hard. study long. and please don't study wrong.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

wait...is that from a movie? waht do you mean by 'freak'? lol

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous hannayh said...

good rhyme.. :)

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

not from from movie, just from ninny.

freak: freek, v. to wildly randomly panic about insignificant things. also see squeek.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

hey i like that definition :D

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:08:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

good for you, since it is true.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

lol yeah....i don't wanna go to school tomorrow! :'( but it's on for 50 minutes, so i can't complain too much, lol.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:16:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

schools not cool, there's too many rules. must wear a tie, i'd rather just die.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

LOL. yeah i would go insane...wait, you have to wear ties every single day?!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:21:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

when we have chapel, id rather drink snapple

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

did you swallow a rhyming dictionary tonight?! hehe

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

i just now realized you've rhymed the past 5 things you've said, lol. that's sad i just caught on...

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:26:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

too much martinie, makes me insany

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:27:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

don't feel dumb, and don't be glumb. i'm the one with a sliced up thumb.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

haha. well my computer is freaking out..this virus thing came up on my computer and sent everyone on AIM a weird message from me--i might have sent them a virus! i hope not. and i'm gonna die tomorrow from sleep deprivation and chemistry, so i better go get ready for that....

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

it is now time for sleep - i hope i sleep deep.

for now as we part, you take part of my heart.....

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

awwww

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:38:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

now it is clear, from what you hear - there is more inside than what meets the eye...

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:40:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

yes, that is always true! well , i better be off to bed!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:42:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

good night, sleep tight, and pray tomorrow turns out right.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:43:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

for typing with you has been such a delight ;)

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

lol same here...idk how you can rhyme so much. after once or twice, i'd run out of clever things to say!!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:45:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

a clever mind,have i.
with much time, refined.
when one is alone,
the mind sometimes groans.
its thinks of weird things
and rhyms them in strings.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

lol... :) well goodnight!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:50:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

bye now...ok i ran out of rhyme. going to bed.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:52:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

you may think my mind is shot,
but i for one think goths are hot.

Monday, September 19, 2005 7:09:00 AM  
Anonymous hannah said...

even though i'm getting used to this sleep deprivation,
i hope i do alright on those dreaded chemistry questions.
that kinda rhymed, right? ;)
--off to take my test! woohoo!!

Monday, September 19, 2005 7:44:00 AM  
Blogger yoshi said...

yeah, it kinda did,
but nothing like mine did.

Monday, September 19, 2005 1:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

yeah, i needed sleep, hehe. nice rhyming~

Monday, September 19, 2005 9:40:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

sleep is not so much as people say.
you can survive being tired all day.

some goths are hot,
many more are not.
natasha should die her hair black,
but people would say she's on crack.
tell her black is good for her face and flesh tones.
maybe she'll listen and become another lover of bones.

Monday, September 19, 2005 9:50:00 PM  

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