i'm a chef
well, i got home from the soccer game (we played like crap and we still won - that makes me mad) and my dad asked me if i wanted to do any cooking. i was bored and mad and other things, so i said yeah. hey - it's kinda relaxing and i needed to cool off. so he had me make beef goulosh. i think that's how it's spelled. but for those of you who don't know what it is, it's like a brown gravy with chunks of beef in it. its really good. and i did a good job making it. all by myself, too. both my parents said it was really good. hah. i guess i have a hidden talent. there was only one thing that i messed up on - i sliced my finger really bad. really bad. in about a minute, i would guess i lost about a shotglass full of blood. i got my thumb. it was right across the top, about 1cm deep. it's a big flap of skin a little bigger than my pinky fingernail. it didn't hurt too bad, but after i superglued it (with my dads help, despite his laughter and sarcastic remarks) it kinda started to hurt. since my dad is never one to underdo things, he also got me a bandage to put over it. like, one that people put over their knee. and the whole time, he was telling me about how he and one of his buddies at work had just done the same thing at work a couple of days ago. i hope i get a scar. that would be cool. and at least i don't have to practice the piano for a while.
don't worry. the goulosh doesn't taste like blood at all. i got most of the blood out of it....i think....there might be a few chunks of flesh in there though. oh well. nobody will know. they'll think it's just a chewy noodle. hehehehehehe.
don't worry. the goulosh doesn't taste like blood at all. i got most of the blood out of it....i think....there might be a few chunks of flesh in there though. oh well. nobody will know. they'll think it's just a chewy noodle. hehehehehehe.
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what is it with you and your family and slicing their hands open? goodness!!!
Joe-"hey you guys should come to the game tomorrow, it starts at 4:30."
Jared- "Theres a game tomorrow if you guys want to come, or you could just come after the game or something"
Lilly & Hannah-"We'll have to see...yeah ok"
Jared-(@6:00 when the game should just be ending. Inside school) "What are you doing here???"
Sorry we missed you Joe.~
P.S- hope your hand heals fast and doesn't hurt to bad~
only cause you two rejected the idea as soon as it left my mouth. :)
right......how's that again?
Yummy, flesh...
shut up, you.
H & L - maybe we can work something out for another time. i left right after the game.
did you check your e-mail?
why would you be running for cover in the farthest latino country you can get to? your comment doesn't make me mad, theres a perfect answer for that question~
oh. some people i know would probably try to throttle me for a statement like that.
yeah, i checked it awhile ago, but i'll check it again. why?
well at least you aren't calling me those people unlike other people~
i was just wondering if you got the e-mails we sent last night, apprently you did
what? that didn't make any sense.
yeah, i know
so what does it mean? should i just call you? i don't really want to do this all over agian. just not in the mood for it right now.
sure if you want, i'm not really either so w/e
it'll be a few minutes. i am changing some template stuff.
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I didn't get in trouble:D I don't think they know, hehe~
looks like you got lucky. how'd you get in?
i went in to hang up the phone but then went back out and in the office door 'cuz my mom had come up the stairs. i still can't figure out why she thought i was in my room...~
maybe cause your light was on?
sure that could be it~
lilly, you are one SNEAKY girl--have i been rubbing off on you? haha
lol joe how true your comment is!hannah- um let me think...what have you ever done that was sneaky?! j/k! it wasn't that sneaky really it wasn't~
do you really want me to answer that question?
aw joe did you just say you like one of the worlds greatest movies??? I need to watch again sometime soon~
what question?~
the one about sneaky things i have done.
yes, i like "a walk to remember". its funny, and it has shane west in it. he's a goth. did you know that?
that question was directed to hannah and her "rubbing off" on me comment, not you.
no i didn't know he was goth, he's to cute to be goth:(
yeah, mandy moore is pretty cute too. and i will not say anymore on that topic.
hehe~
i am very bored. very very bored. i hate being bored. once again, my mind is wandering to pranks that are tugging at my soul saying "please, it will be so much fun" and i have to say "yes, i know, but i musn't get in trouble or i won't get my motorcycle" now i am depressed.
yeah, it probably is becoming oldschool, it's been around a while. ~
but they are still cool. i like "my favorite darn disease"
I'm sorry Joe, don't get depressed...would a hug help?
yup they are still really good, i haven't heard that one in a while, i'll have to listen to it~
yeah, but that doesn't seem possible at the moment....we aren't really in a huggable situation...
i just got done lookin online for some cars. i really like the honda delsols but i doubt i will get one. oh well. anything is better that nothing. i want my motorcycle!
well heres a online hug *hug*, thats the best i can do:P
hey guys!
hey! where did you go?
online hugs don't seem to work. maybe hannah needs to send me one for it to work.
hehe, hannah wants to join our comment convo! Just a few more monthes Joe, then you'll get your motorcycle~
a few more months is a very long tome to wait for such a wonderful thing. its like freedom with an engine and wheels.
hey!! *hug, hug* i was like waiting for responses...then i realized that i had to reload the convo box! haha i'm a major dork
yeah but you can make it:)
I hate to leave ya, but I need to start thinking about sleep, talk to you later, have fun "commenting". ~
don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
thanxs for the hugs. its just not the same when you simply see the words. maybe i'll write a blog on the power of a hug.....
ok, i'm starting to loose it. must....stop....anylizing.......
you just need aim, this is hard! haha
true the words aren't the same as the action. your not losing it becuase you realize hugs have power...ok that sounds weird but i think you know what i mean~
yeah bout goint to bed, it seems like you are starting to need it.
i need im really bad. i will try to convince my parents tomorrow night. hopefully, they will say that blessed three letter word. no, not why. "YES!"
convince them of what? yeah i have my first chem exam tomorrow...i should be studying, lol. but i've alreay taken chemistry once, so i'm kinda hoping it will be not that bad. but i always freak on tests....:(
freakin no good! ancient chinese man say you freak, you fail!
haha i believe it!
study hard. study long. and please don't study wrong.
wait...is that from a movie? waht do you mean by 'freak'? lol
good rhyme.. :)
not from from movie, just from ninny.
freak: freek, v. to wildly randomly panic about insignificant things. also see squeek.
hey i like that definition :D
good for you, since it is true.
lol yeah....i don't wanna go to school tomorrow! :'( but it's on for 50 minutes, so i can't complain too much, lol.
schools not cool, there's too many rules. must wear a tie, i'd rather just die.
LOL. yeah i would go insane...wait, you have to wear ties every single day?!
when we have chapel, id rather drink snapple
did you swallow a rhyming dictionary tonight?! hehe
i just now realized you've rhymed the past 5 things you've said, lol. that's sad i just caught on...
too much martinie, makes me insany
don't feel dumb, and don't be glumb. i'm the one with a sliced up thumb.
haha. well my computer is freaking out..this virus thing came up on my computer and sent everyone on AIM a weird message from me--i might have sent them a virus! i hope not. and i'm gonna die tomorrow from sleep deprivation and chemistry, so i better go get ready for that....
it is now time for sleep - i hope i sleep deep.
for now as we part, you take part of my heart.....
awwww
now it is clear, from what you hear - there is more inside than what meets the eye...
yes, that is always true! well , i better be off to bed!
good night, sleep tight, and pray tomorrow turns out right.
for typing with you has been such a delight ;)
lol same here...idk how you can rhyme so much. after once or twice, i'd run out of clever things to say!!
a clever mind,have i.
with much time, refined.
when one is alone,
the mind sometimes groans.
its thinks of weird things
and rhyms them in strings.
lol... :) well goodnight!
bye now...ok i ran out of rhyme. going to bed.
you may think my mind is shot,
but i for one think goths are hot.
even though i'm getting used to this sleep deprivation,
i hope i do alright on those dreaded chemistry questions.
that kinda rhymed, right? ;)
--off to take my test! woohoo!!
yeah, it kinda did,
but nothing like mine did.
yeah, i needed sleep, hehe. nice rhyming~
sleep is not so much as people say.
you can survive being tired all day.
some goths are hot,
many more are not.
natasha should die her hair black,
but people would say she's on crack.
tell her black is good for her face and flesh tones.
maybe she'll listen and become another lover of bones.
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