Wednesday, August 31, 2005

The War begins......

Today, on this very day, this 31st of August in the year 2005 A.D., I, Joseph Allen Prelock, do publically declare war on Addriene Nicole Fortress. you have been warned. give me my stuff back by tomorrow morning, or all hell will be issuing forth to plunge your entire being into turmoil. every single sticker, bottle cap, poster, picture, and all other odds and ends that were purloined from my locker must be back in my locker by 8:00am. if not, drastic steps will be taken to promote the speedy return of said objects. i repeat, you have been warned. if these demands are not met, i will not be held responsible for my actions.

24 Comments:

Blogger Adrienne said...

gosh joe, you didn't even spell my name right :P

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:46:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

thats as good as a confession as far as im concerned!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 7:59:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

i hope you are ready for what i have in store for you...

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:42:00 PM  
Blogger frankcastle said...

wish i could see this...

Thursday, September 01, 2005 5:10:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Joe, I would like to say I am sorry, I didn't mean to make you that upset or anything it was just a joke and we had no intention of destroying anything. For future reference though, if you're willing to dish it out, be willing to take it.

Thursday, September 01, 2005 8:40:00 PM  
Blogger mr. tibbs said...

hey adrienne, we guys have tough souls. We can take stuff and dish it out too. But when you pilfer our belongings brace yourself. You see a man's stuff is like a man's stuff, it's his. Untouchable. Otherwise we explode.

Trevor Blake, (Alex's Lil' Bro')

Thursday, September 01, 2005 8:57:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

i'm not exactly sure what you mean by "be willing to take it" i never took over $25 worth of merchandise from you and then lied to your face about it for over three months. lets just keep everything in perspective, ok?

Thursday, September 01, 2005 9:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

So did she give it back?~

Thursday, September 01, 2005 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

most of it. i am still missing three sobe bottle caps. they had some very interesting sayings on the inside of them. but i have backed down considerably, at least toward adrienne.

and btw (to adrienne), i do not think you are a hoe.

Thursday, September 01, 2005 9:59:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

?!?!?!?!?!!?!

thats good,,

and adrienne, he dishedit out,, then he took it,, and just cause hes dishing it back out again doesnt mean he couldnt take it, he's just doin something about it.

Thursday, September 01, 2005 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous brad pitt said...

OOHHH that sounds serious!!!

Thursday, September 01, 2005 11:01:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

brad pitt can go to the place of eternal doom.

Friday, September 02, 2005 6:24:00 AM  
Anonymous brad pitt said...

why? he's got a great sense of style, and he loves to eat! what more can you ask from a guy!!!

Friday, September 02, 2005 1:22:00 PM  
Anonymous brad pitt said...

and by the way? what was taken? what was broken, i'm kinda outa this loop

Friday, September 02, 2005 1:22:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

who are you? if i knew who you were, i might tell you...

Friday, September 02, 2005 1:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

Guess who I'm gonna see tonight, lol~

Friday, September 02, 2005 2:02:00 PM  
Blogger mattharmless said...

moral of the story... don't take Joe's stuff.

Friday, September 02, 2005 2:57:00 PM  
Anonymous brad pitt said...

yashco? how can you not know who i am? i mean i am the sexiest man of God you know! by the way!

Friday, September 02, 2005 8:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Lillian said...

ok thats a little scary right there...

Friday, September 02, 2005 10:14:00 PM  
Blogger kissme*imirish said...

what the heck. thats really really weird. but i do wish brad pitt was my stalker. ;)

Saturday, September 03, 2005 1:42:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

hey brad, maybe you should change your name to rusty. it fits your style more. you should know what i mean....*wink wink*

Saturday, September 03, 2005 8:42:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

btw, i like mr harmless's moral. he knows how it is. you're a good man, mr. h.

Saturday, September 03, 2005 9:05:00 PM  
Blogger kissme*imirish said...

rusty? joe, do you have a secret you would like to share with the rest of us? ;) lol.

Sunday, September 04, 2005 3:40:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

it would just fit "brad's" personality mor than "brad"... he knows what i mean

Sunday, September 04, 2005 6:29:00 PM  

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