The daily grind
hey all. i am temporalily back. don't get too excited, please. just here to talk about my life as of recently since you all seem so interested in me and do so dearly want me to post. so here it is.
the farm has been...well, an experience. as usual, i get into fights with my brother, but when we do get along, we have a lot of fun. for instance, on one of our slow days toward the end of the season, i rigged a toy cat with a bunch of explosives and cool things that will easily destroy the car. i didn't set it of, though. i want to video tape it when i do and i don't have a video camera. we sold soda and we each made about $40. that was cool. and i got a bunch of $ cause i was working 40+ hours a week. not fun. just nessescary. but that is over. yea!
then this guy from my church called me and wanted me to help him with some construction stuff. (we're building a garage.) its fun and easy, and he doesn't talk much so that makes it even better. just working silently is so much easier. and then this huge storm came and hit us and knock out our power for a day and i couldn't poop cause the stupid toilets didnt' work so i had to hold it all day long cause i didn't wanna go dig a hole anywhere cuase i'm too lazy. the storm knocked over our porta-john thingy and and blew over some trees and stuff like that but it didn't do any substantial damage. it looked really cool cause i watched it out the window and the rain was blwoing really and then the trees were bent sideways. i almost went out to play around in the rain but my mom wouldn't let me.
so enough rambling. i finally got sheared (haircut), and man did i loose a lot of hair! my head actually feels lighter now. and yeah i know it looked "cooler" when it was long and curly but i really don't give a crap right know. i just don't wanna have to shave. but i guess soccer is worth it. ok. i'm going to bed. i can't even keep my eyes open. i hate it when i can't...keep my....eyes ...open..................................
the farm has been...well, an experience. as usual, i get into fights with my brother, but when we do get along, we have a lot of fun. for instance, on one of our slow days toward the end of the season, i rigged a toy cat with a bunch of explosives and cool things that will easily destroy the car. i didn't set it of, though. i want to video tape it when i do and i don't have a video camera. we sold soda and we each made about $40. that was cool. and i got a bunch of $ cause i was working 40+ hours a week. not fun. just nessescary. but that is over. yea!
then this guy from my church called me and wanted me to help him with some construction stuff. (we're building a garage.) its fun and easy, and he doesn't talk much so that makes it even better. just working silently is so much easier. and then this huge storm came and hit us and knock out our power for a day and i couldn't poop cause the stupid toilets didnt' work so i had to hold it all day long cause i didn't wanna go dig a hole anywhere cuase i'm too lazy. the storm knocked over our porta-john thingy and and blew over some trees and stuff like that but it didn't do any substantial damage. it looked really cool cause i watched it out the window and the rain was blwoing really and then the trees were bent sideways. i almost went out to play around in the rain but my mom wouldn't let me.
so enough rambling. i finally got sheared (haircut), and man did i loose a lot of hair! my head actually feels lighter now. and yeah i know it looked "cooler" when it was long and curly but i really don't give a crap right know. i just don't wanna have to shave. but i guess soccer is worth it. ok. i'm going to bed. i can't even keep my eyes open. i hate it when i can't...keep my....eyes ...open..................................
posted by yoshi at 8/01/2005 09:31:00 PM
8 Comments:
i dont think i realised you were one for playing in the rain...
all the time. when the trees stopped falling over, i actually did go out in the rain. we had to pick up the porta-crapper cause it got knocked over. a bunch of stuff got blown into our neighbors field so we had to go get those. my heighbor came out of his house and one of the guys that was there (it must've been poker night;) came out and this chunk of a tree had landed on his car and he goes "yup, it got my windshield" and takes another swig of his beer. it was really funny. they all seemed a little inebriated.
hehee
yeah. then this chick comes out and says "i'm gonna put my windows up now" after it has rained in her car for like an hour. and my neighbor goes "well thats a d@#$ good idea!" with his intoxicated voice.
what?!?!
why wouldn't i destroy a car? seriously.
I always wanted to bash up a car with a sledge hammer, but blowing one up wouldn't be so bad...
Tell you what, Joe... when I'm rich and famous I'll buy cars (not nice ones... that would hurt...) and we can smash the windshields then hurl little toy cats into them after we've soaked them with gasoline. The whole point is the fireball explosion. Let's do it at night and terrify the neighbors...
lets go ahead and throw a couple of real ones in too,, just to see what happens.
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