Sunday, January 29, 2006

guess what i figured out?

i can gurgle pudding...and gleek it my own special way.

aaahhh, the joys of lunch time that don't last....

Saturday, January 28, 2006

NFL or NBA????

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and
84 have been arrested for drunk drivingin the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, citizen!

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

who am i?

jared's recent post about his personality has spiked my interest in what i am viewed as.

"i think you're kinda like that bad guy who turns out to be good in the end...." - a little kid said this to me when i asked him.

anyway, leave your thoughts, comments, insight, blah blah blah.....

Friday, January 20, 2006

everybody is sick

it seems like no matter were you go, everybody is sick. its kinda saddening. it seems like some people will never be able to get caught up because they have missed so much already.
i was kinda happy though cause i haven't gotten sick in a while. its kinda nice to be healthy. but that kinda changed last night. i suddenly woke up and i couldn't breath at all. i was coughing like crazy but it wasn't doing anything. eventually i went to the bathroom cause i thought i was gonna puke....i did, for about 5min. after i got done, i went back to bed and everything slowly returned to normal. my stomache and chest still hurt from the whole purgin ordeal, but i think i'm all better. i hope so anyway...

Sunday, January 15, 2006

to all of the colts fans....

sorry, i hate to say it, but....

the colts got their butts handed to 'em by the stealers today. and payton..i still am not impressed at all. he had a few good ones, but whenever he was under pressure, it was over before it happened.

disclaimer - i think the colts are a good team, but they deffinately don't deserve all they hype they've been getting.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

and i was right, all along....

Most Annoying Stars
Hollywood star Tom Cruise has been voted the most annoying person of 2005, only a week after he was named most irritating in a British magazine poll.
Website compiles an annual chart from its thousands of listed celebrities and groups and found the majority of the site's 10 million voters couldn't stand Cruise, following his anti-drug stance and high-profile relationship with Katie Holmes.
The second most annoying person was Michael Jackson and socialite Paris Hilton came in at three.
The top 10 most annoying stars or group of 2005 are:
1. Tom Cruise2. Michael Jackson3. Paris Hilton4. Britney Spears5. Osama Bin Laden6. Al-Qaeda7. Dr. Phil McGraw8. Tara Reid9. Kobe Bryant10. Jessica Simpson
New mother Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline landed at number four and 22 respectively, while Jessica Simpson, her sister Ashlee and manager father Joe entered at 10, 14 and 26.
Last week, the "War Of The Worlds" star was voted most irritating by Empire magazine readers.
Last year Justin Timberlake, Spears and Jackson compiled the top three most annoying stars.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

News Bulletin:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These Florida, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

what an idiot!!!

A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to
Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campiagn.
"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er,, siad in a statment. "many vow to boycott KFC after i explain the company's indifferance to cruelty to animals."

and they wonder why people don't take them seriously....