Thursday, January 05, 2006

News Bulletin:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These Florida, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

25 Comments:

Blogger gingerplant said...

That rocks!

Thursday, January 05, 2006 7:46:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

its a good one

Thursday, January 05, 2006 8:57:00 PM  
Blogger Roberto said...

I laughed, I cried...that was better than Cats.

Friday, January 06, 2006 11:04:00 AM  
Blogger yoshi said...

hehehe. i kinda thought it was funny too. i kinda think it would work too.

Friday, January 06, 2006 2:37:00 PM  
Blogger Kort-Knee said...

Read it to the whole fam.

They loved it. My mom roared with laughter. We're sending it to my uncles.

:)

Friday, January 06, 2006 2:43:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

you can leave as many comments as you want joe, i'll post when i feel like it~

Friday, January 06, 2006 5:52:00 PM  
Blogger Sage said...

Us country boys know how ter "git r done"... even though that phrase has a crude and perverted meaning behind... stufid fat alchoholic cable guy... meh... disgrace... BURN THE QUEEN!!!

Friday, January 06, 2006 8:45:00 PM  
Blogger kissme*imirish said...

hey now!! larry is one sexy guy!!

Friday, January 06, 2006 10:21:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

um...yeah..beer guts and sexy aren't usually used in the same sentance....

Friday, January 06, 2006 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger Sage said...

umm... gross

Saturday, January 07, 2006 1:30:00 PM  
Blogger gingerplant said...

interesting.....

Sunday, January 08, 2006 5:45:00 PM  
Blogger Sage said...

wha???

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 6:47:00 PM  
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