News Bulletin:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These Florida, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
posted by yoshi at 1/05/2006 02:45:00 PM
22 Comments:
That rocks!
its a good one
I laughed, I cried...that was better than Cats.
hehehe. i kinda thought it was funny too. i kinda think it would work too.
Read it to the whole fam.
They loved it. My mom roared with laughter. We're sending it to my uncles.
:)
you can leave as many comments as you want joe, i'll post when i feel like it~
Us country boys know how ter "git r done"... even though that phrase has a crude and perverted meaning behind... stufid fat alchoholic cable guy... meh... disgrace... BURN THE QUEEN!!!
um...yeah..beer guts and sexy aren't usually used in the same sentance....
umm... gross
interesting.....
wha???
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