An ode to mac and cheese
i wrote this last night while i was laying on my bed listening to my cd player. suddenly i thought of man and cheese. so i decided to write a beautiful ode since i couldn't sleep. and when i got done, i read it to my self. it was so beautiful that it put me to sleep with wonderful dreams flashing through my brain. hope it's not too cheesy for anyone - ha ha ha. ok, that was really lame. shutting up ... now. here it is.
MAC AND CHEESE
mac and cheese: it gives me glee
i love its taste between my teeth
it looks so nice and juicy gold
it warms me up when i am cold
i like to load it high on the plate
and sometimes pretend its pieces of eight
it is a treasure now don't you see
that's why they call it 'mac and cheese'
made with milk of cows and butter too
with lots of pasta that turns to goo
and the best of all is that queso-ish stuff
oh that great mac and cheese: i just can't get enough
if i were a king over all of the land
i would order it served on trays fine and grand
i'd command that my cook would cook it in pots
whoose enormous size would guarantee lots
and everyone who had a taste for mac and cheese
could move to my palace and eat it with me.
the end.
MAC AND CHEESE
mac and cheese: it gives me glee
i love its taste between my teeth
it looks so nice and juicy gold
it warms me up when i am cold
i like to load it high on the plate
and sometimes pretend its pieces of eight
it is a treasure now don't you see
that's why they call it 'mac and cheese'
made with milk of cows and butter too
with lots of pasta that turns to goo
and the best of all is that queso-ish stuff
oh that great mac and cheese: i just can't get enough
if i were a king over all of the land
i would order it served on trays fine and grand
i'd command that my cook would cook it in pots
whoose enormous size would guarantee lots
and everyone who had a taste for mac and cheese
could move to my palace and eat it with me.
the end.
posted by yoshi at 4/28/2005 10:05:00 PM
15 Comments:
i like mac and cheese, especially the three cheese one with shells.
or the kind with the anamaniacs as the macaroni. those are the best!
"suddenly i thought of man and cheese"
I liked your typo there... haha.
dang, the last time I attempted at mac and cheese (which was actually cheep-O meijer noodles and nasty dry cheese) i completely didn't follow the recipe and they turned out gross!!!
Lol. I'm with Adrienne, now I'll always think of this when I eat mac and cheese.~
hey, whats wrong with a guy fantasizing in bed about mac and cheese, huh?
did we say there was something wrong with it? lol~
i would hope that one of you would speak up and say theres something wrong with it!!!
I was gonna be nice...
come on, jared! whats wrong with a harmless dreamy thought of warm cheesy gooey stuff when he gets hungry and is too lazy to get out of bed?
im sorry, nothing. nothing is wrong with that. i woulda thought somehow it got warpped,, nevermind,,, youre right,, nothing wrong..
wow, its late, im sitting here in my pj's, and im cravine slimy, salty, runny three cheese, mac and cheese (with shells)
see? it really does happen! mac and cheese should steal the white castle motto "what you crave".
but mac and cheese is so fussy. you have to make it just right, cook the noodles for the right amount of time, add enough milk, stir all the cheese in without ripping the noodles to shreads. it takes either a skilled chef or my mommy to make it right.
mommy counts as a skilled chef. she's been cooking your meals for 17 years. you be nice to your mommy and don't forget that she too is a chef.
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