Saturday, November 12, 2005

"another one bites the dust...."

well, i got him. he's a 2 1/2 year old 6 point 135lb buck (after being gutted). i shot him at 10:20 this morning. stupid idiot ran for about 50 yards so i had to drag him quite a ways to get him out of the woods. then i got the tractor and hauled him up to the barn. it took me a while to skin & butcher him, but i'm done for the evening. my mom fried up the one of the back loins for me (probly the most tender part of the deer). it was really yummy. while i was cutting him up, i learned something really cool. when he still has his lungs, if you take his arms and pull them apart and then push them back together, it makes the deer make a sort of grunting sound. i did it a few times for my mom, but the humor was somehow lost on her. i thought about draping a bloody part of the deer over my arms (which were covered in blood up to my elbows) and going in and tellin my mom that i had cut myself, but she said that she would've gotten really mad at me. (i can't figure out why). well, now i'm gonna take a shower. i reek of the smell of deer and blood. then i'll probly just veg for the rest of the evening. see ya later.

13 Comments:

Blogger julio said...

kick butt. you didnt call me and ask if i wanted to help/watch.

Saturday, November 12, 2005 8:49:00 PM  
Blogger Hannah Banana said...

You are so awful!!! Killing that poor innocent deer!! How would you like it if people came and shot you down, then butchered you up to be thrown away and eaten. I don't care how much fun you had...

Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:26:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

did the deer squeel? ive always wondered about that.

BANG! hahaha!!!

Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:40:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

congrats joe :) you didn't have to wait a super long time either, i think that would be the worst part about hunting. I want some jerky when you make it, it's the best there is:)~

Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger julio said...

was that the big one you think?

Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:14:00 PM  
Blogger Sophie said...

THAT IS SICK!!!! EWWWWWWW. How could you shoot a deer?? you must have never watched the movie BAMBI AS A KID!!

Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

he just wasn't fast enough was he? sigh. i like deer, and can't imagine how someone could kill one.

Saturday, November 12, 2005 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous hannah said...

wow...and on the first day of shotgun deer season. impressive.... haha at least it wasn't like super cold either. i want some jerky too!!!

Sunday, November 13, 2005 12:05:00 AM  
Blogger yoshi said...

no, he didn't squeel, but blood started squirting out of his side where i shot him. he ran for a while but then he tripped and fell pritty hard. i blasted apart his esophagus and he was caughing up blood and chunks. oops.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

thanks for sharing.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger yoshi said...

no prob. i can give you more details if you want.

Sunday, November 13, 2005 5:05:00 PM  
Anonymous lillian said...

yeah, i got home and realized that. i really was going to tell you but then somehow was switched subjects...~

Monday, November 14, 2005 12:00:00 AM  
Blogger yoshi said...

so call me tonight.

Monday, November 14, 2005 2:38:00 PM  

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